Dad’s Magnetic Poems

I got a box of magnetic poetry (detective edition) at Half Price Books the other day and put the word magnets on a dry erase board.  Then I put the dry erase board in the hallway to get it out of the way for when I was cleaning my room.  And I’m living at my Dad’s house right now.  And he found the dry erase board and made these poems:

a dark night, a shot in the alley 

and a librarian pulls out a gun

pistol-whipped a femme fatale

she says didn’t scare me

a pretty girl is missing

the butler did it

she made off with my cigarettes 

so what?

he was in big trouble

all of a sudden bullets are flying

his wife walked out of the night crying


beautiful dame shows up


i duck

she’ll make my husband no good

the dame


don’t mess with a tough guy

that has a big wad 

of fifty bucks

    • Brittany
    • January 21st, 2010

    What has happened to dad!?!?!

      • therockingfeelings
      • January 22nd, 2010

      The Detective Version of the magnetic poetry has a bunch of detective phrases. He was just playing around with them. I think he’s okay though.

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